sylas' wonderful garbage poem was written by friend miri of Riverside Extras! i couldn't bear to write something so embarrassing, so i enlisted her as his bad poem ghost writer. her comic is written much, much better and you should read it. here it is broken up properly:

emerald green, my darling dear,
your eyes in which your dreams are clear.
and sweetest is your darling nose,
kissed the color of a fragrant rose.
the game of love in which you're prima,
my dearest darling, philomena.